December 2011
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I don’t care what you think about me, I don’t think about you at all.
– Coco Chanel (via closerrtolove)
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Friend: I don't like that team.
Me: I don't like your life.
That awkward moment when you fall in love with a...
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“Let’s take this to the bedroom“ I say seductively as I pick up my laptop to so I can continue blogging until 5 in the morning.
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senorcasillas-deactivated201201 asked: um sami, it's either you've gone mental or you are drunk blogging again xD have you seen your tags, i'm trying not to laugh too much <3
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friend: *sees picture of favourite athlete* oh, they're quite good-looking!
me: do you think so
me: do yoU EVEN KNOW WHO THEY ARE
me: DO YOU KNOW WHEN THEIR BIRTHDAY IS
me: DO YOU KNOW THEIR MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME
me: HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE OF THEIR PERFECTION AND SCREAMED AT PICTURES OF THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE SO STUPIDLY BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WONDERFUL AND THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT YOU DON'T CARE REALLY BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST PLEASED THEY'RE IN THE WORLD
friend: what
me: nothing i have a cough, yes they are good-looking aren't they
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feelingmoganun:
Teacher: 1 Book + 1 Book ? Student: 2 Books Teacher: 2 Books + 2 Books ? Student: 4 Books Teacher: Now I’ll ask you a tough one. 1,789,365 Books + 23,678,989 Books … ? Student: LIBRARY.
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